"This is what you have to do," he said. He raised the gnome above his head ("Gerroff me!") and started to swing it in great circles like a lasso. Seeing the shocked look on Harry's face, Ron added, "It dosn't hurt them - you've just got to make them really dizzy so they can't find their way back to the gnome holes".
Your reading prompt!
Let the de-gnoming begin!
Pick a read from your existing TBR that is longer than 500 pages!
Thinning the not-read pile one book at a time!
Bonus: if you wanted to do an unhaul, this is your nudge to do it!